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Greetings. Hola. Bonjour. Herro.

Welcome to YOU CAN FOOD!, a revolutionary blog about bananas and bunnies and muffins and french fries (aka, a food blog) written by some college students in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Before we begin writing about foods, we must introduce ourselves to you, the perfect reader. Or should I say, introduce each other.

Nikki "Tikki" Toth

Favorite Food: Cheese Fries

Least Favorite Food: Egg

Tikki is a fifth year senior from the hills of East Tennessee, who enjoys gnomes of all shapes and sizes, argyle socks, Dolly Parton, and reading Judy Blume aloud. When she grows up (ever?), she hopes to be just like her idol, Liz Lemon, who shares the same awkward social skills as she. A defining factor in Tikki's life is her fake dead ex-boyfriend's ghost, Ricky, who likes to break into her apartment and move her things around. When it comes to food, Tikki's passions include cheese, apples, dark beer, and pies, among many other things. Also, she still has braces on her bottom teeth; 12 years, still going strong.

By Skarsgard and Hellkat

Sarah "Skarsgard" Goddard

Favorite Food: Grilled Cheese

Least Favorite Food: Salmon Fishes

Medium Favorite Food: Clementines

Skarsgard - standing at 5 feet 2 inches, weighing less than 300 pounds - always eats enough for ten people. She is a senior from around-Nashville, Tennessee, who loves gingers (think Ron Weasley, not Carrot Top), Flannery O'Connor, performing strange dances in oversized shorts, and Jersey Shore. Skarsgard wants to help people when she grows up, following in the footsteps of Mother Teresa, Jay-Z, or Princess Diana. Skarsgard's defining feature is her face, which "can move in all directions at once" (direct quote from Skarsgard herself). Her food passions are  cheeseburgers, not-just-any beer, fried pickles, and avocados. She makes her living by fattening people up with delicious donuts.

By Hellkat and Tikki

Katie "Hellkat" Redmond

Favorite Food: Cheese Balls (from Target)

Least Favorite Food: Mayonnaise 

Hellkat is an aspiring hand model and junior from Nashville, Tennessee. She enjoys glitter, Curious George, Proenza Schouler, and Rebecca Black's smash hit single "Friday". When Hellkat grows up she wants to be just like Katie Couric, Kim Jong Il, or the cast of Glee. Actually, Hellkat would like to live a life full of coffee shops and muffins, sans grown-up responsibility. Hellkat is defined by her deep hatred of both water parks and flip-flops. The foods Hellkat is most passionate about include fruit, Fritos Brand Honey BBQ flavored Flavor Twists, coffee, and feta cheese. In her spare time, Hellkat loves to "theme" things like parties, outfits, and entire days.

By Tikki and Skarsgard

And with that, the food blogging commences!

YOU..CAN...FOOD!